The Bluebird


me:  Okay, so as you are writing your stories, imagine there is a bluebird perched on your head and he is chirping "Imagery, imagery!"  He is reminding you to use visual images and lots of details in your story.  

DS:  Maaaaaaannnn, forget the bluebird.  F*** that ni**a.  He ain't helpin' me.

me:  Did you just say "f*** that n**a" about the bluebird?

DS:  Yep.