So Ashley picked JP, which I think is fitting, given both of their propensities for whining and effusive displays of insecurity, but my heart belongs to the
fiiiiiiiiine Ben F:
He's dark, he's shaggy, he makes wine, and he allegedly lives in my vicinity. And so, of course, I've put my stalking skills to use, and found out that
this is his winery. Who's up for a Sonoma trip? I'm not kidding. ;)