I mean seriously, who comes up with these things you "like"? Apparently any old Joe can make up things to "like," cause these are literally some of the things I've been seeing on my news feed lately:
Courtnee likes I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, then BOOM stalked for life! Courtnee likes Dear God, Please bring back Bob Marley, In return you can have Justin Bieber. Amen. Courtnee likes /\_/\_____________this would be my heartbeat if i ever lost you. I love you to death Courtnee likes Can I Have A Sip? Sure! *Glug, Glug, Glug* WTF Man!? Courtnee likes We text 24/7, but when we meet.......AWKWARD! Courtnee likes Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
And speaking of facebook. I won't be friends with my students (duh), but there are a select few
former students who have graduated that I'm friends with. One of them is decidedly
not D
avell J
oiner. Here is a glimpse of his recent status updates to illustrate why:
Davell Joiner hahahahahahahahahahaha summer jam was mosdef poppn to all the pussy a nigga could ever want lol there was some lil nastys in that bitch but it dont matter cuz i was too dam high to even trip of any pussy lol
Davell Joiner pussy money weed is all a brother knos
Davell Joiner woke up this morning wit pussy on my mind
Davell Joiner MANN I NEED A FAT ASSSSSSSSS CHOP
Davell Joiner mann im soo sleepy i need too smoke and get some pussy....mannn i cant trust noo BITCH OR NIGGA
Davell Joiner i need a bad yellow bone,,long hair dont care,,wit a ass dats fatt...but she gota be nasty never afraid too take a dick,,and love too get her pussy licked ...lil nasty
Davell Joiner she told the whole world!!!!... i got a big dick and i kno how to use it lol
Now isn't that a lesson in the depressing--when you see THAT on a former student's wall??? Ay yay yay. God bless his p----- obsessed soul.